when your dog somewhere quiet af 🚩🚩🚩🚩

“we want grandkids” best i can do is not kms

*serious situation*

My brain:

Dog: “Help! My toy is under the sofa.”

Me: *obediently crawls under the sofa to retrieve it*

[30 seconds later]

Dog: “I dunno what to tell you, hun, it’s back under there. Maybe you didn’t get it out properly?”

One of the most surreal videos of the entire resistance to anti-trans laws this year.

Members of the gallery get arrested while shouting 'trans lives matter' as Rep. Stevenson delivers a scathing rebuke on the House Floor.

'Somebody will have to atone!'

The French know how to protest

Yup…

Ok np thanks for letting me know I will drive drunk and high instead

i can’t stop imagining ben shapiro sitting down to watch his fave show on a sunday night. phone off, feet up, big bowl of popcorn and then just going “no…no…NOOOOOOO”

Go off, king

breaking news: twitter user has the worst day of his life

Anti-Abortion protestors get violent when I say the quiet part out loud.

everyone: exercise will help your depression

me: ah, but can you guess why i find it hard to exercise?

Time for this tweet to resurface

pretty insane that people say “can we please not politicize this tragedy” about a tragedy that happened because of politics

Pusha T talked about Drake's mama, daddy, baby mama, producer, his kid AND ruined his Adidas deal...

Yet Drake got bars for Megan and Serena's husband???

DMX was right...

Last weekend, gf and I went to halloween house party

One of her coworkers was there, and he was openly making passes at her.

Guys, if you are going to date attractive women, the reality is that they are going to get hit on.

Here's a thread on how I handled the situation 👇👇

The rudest person you have ever met is in school to be a nurse right now