men b like ‘idk what u want me to say’ BRO SAY SORRY

“what's your coping mechanism?” sleep.

'Stop bouncing ur leg' bro i have anxiety

“r u dumb???” Is my favorite thing to say when I’m arguing

Me after hearing hurtful words and trying my best not to cry

me going thru someone's profile after they like my tweet

Physical touch 🤝🏼 quality time

Me: why is my water bill always so high?

Me in shower:

When I’m in public and see someone I know

Me listening to someone lie when i know the truth

Me: *wakes up on time*

Also me:*lays there until l'm late*

me coming to twitter to retweet everything i see

Me watching the phone ring until i miss the call

me going thru someone's profile after they like my tweet

My mom when I opened up a bag of candy in the backseat of the car

My mom when I opened up a bag of candy in the backseat of the car

you’ll be the happiest soon.

Somewhere between saving money and I deserve nice things

Men over 30 in skinny jeans...

i understand that everything happens for a reason, but wtf bro