I have decided to do mean tweets about two cities chosen at random. This week, I have selected the cities of Los Angeles, California and Winnipeg, Ontario.

I hate Los Angeles. I shall learn things about Winnipeg; and then I shall hate them too.

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The Washington capitals with a minus 500 goal differential have made the 2024 NHL playoffs. I guess that’s bidens America for ya

We get to watch Alex Ovechkin in the #StanleyCup Playoffs once again. 🤩

Happy Tax Day everyone. Reminder on this day 28 years ago deadbeat Grandma Gilmore refused to pay her taxes and had her home seized by the IRS. Starting the domino effect that eventually lead to Gilmore joining the tour and me losing another gold jacket. Thanks a lot Grandma.

After coach's challenge it was determined that Tomas Hertl shouldn't be here in the first place and the Knights are a bunch of LTIR frauds, therefore we have NO GOAL #goavsgo

I regret not doing more to support and defend Palmer Luckey at Facebook. We were in different states and divisions, and I was largely out of the political loop, but when I became aware of the situation I should have made a clear and open statement of opposition to the witch hunt.…

Finished the Fallout series last night. As a known Bethesda sympathizer/whore, here is my review.

PROS -

1 - It's awesome in every way. It looks like Fallout, sounds like Fallout, and watching it makes me want to play Fallout

2 - Ends on a cliffhanger alluding to the best…

Great truths don't age.

LOL WTF

I think the Utah name for the Coyotes should be the missionaries.

Cause of how we got fucked.

Tickets secured. Lindsay and I will be at the last Coyotes game.

Activision pushing water bongs, marijuana, ‘Get High’ levels, drugs, and $100 camos on gamers…

…but they remove Nickmercs skin for him saying ‘leave the kids alone’.

Activision is ran by a bunch of idiots.

Biggest suit and tie phonies in the industry.

1000 assists for sid. That’s so cool. The guy that makes everyone better. Sort of like a percocet dealer. Feeling down? Your chick whack another guy? Or maybe your back is sore. Always turn to drugs and alcohol when you’re down and out, it’s the best thing you can do

Sidney Crosby appeared to intentionally get tossed from the faceoff circle to begin overtime.

He then jumped the play when Dylan Larkin won the draw, collecting the loose puck.

Crosby is really playing 4D chess 🤯

H2 with TimeliestBrute kick.com/grimiss

Relentless forecheck by Logan Cooley on Quinn Hughes ➡️ puck to Gunner➡️puck in back of net 🤌

I like turtles

Man, I just can't unsee it now...

2 years ago today, I got put down hard