There are some children on this bus periodically yelling the start of the Muppets song and dear God they are beginning to look like rugby balls to me

average rhys and griffin convo

if y’all keep trying to ban c*s on here you’re gonna force us to make up a new term for you, and we got a lot of communal anger right now

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY NEIL. EIGHTEEN YEARS OF BANGING OUT THE TUNES. HERES TO NINETEEN.

Got too excited for the final round interview for a job in which I may play a mad scientist so I'm just sat near the venue for the next fifteen minutes going 'hehehe' to myself

My friends: so what’s been goin on

Me: *sigh* well. Orpheus was a poor boy-

Left Brighton. Am sad

This is a renaissance painting of sorts

Playing Muffin Time. My friend was in a different part of the pub w/ another group, but we classed him as a 'player' for fun.

Fucker fingergunned me for the 'most players with a fingergun at them loses cards' play after a text from my friend.

Thomas ‘TomSka’ Ridgewell your game inspires crime

One big difference between Bristol and Brighton as well is that I was waiting for the bathroom stall in a tiny hallway and three cis dudes squeezed past me with, like, regular cordial behaviour. In Bristol I would have gotten decked for being in the male loo

Foals hits DIFFERENT after a couple pints in Brighton

Radical centrism is inventing a type of Jedi whole cloth because you can’t even commit to being good or bad in an imaginary space wizard club.

Let’s be very clear. The reason the trans “debate” is so toxic is because on one side you’ve got trans people desperate to just live and on the other, you’ve people who want to eradicate trans people. #TransRightsAreHumanRights

This is the funniest scene in all of Starship! Me and my friend were discussing it and she went and screen recorded it, she cut the video perfectly and we haven’t stopped laughing at it!!! It’s the best thing I’ve seen all week 😭

Wild to me that in five months I'll be going to uni in a town where the first thing you see pulling in on the train is a fucking Waitrose

Attention autists what do yall think of this stick