alright you maniacs, here's my magnum opus on DC speed cameras tomlee.wtf/2024/04/12/are…

2200 words and a truly mortifying amount of SQL to tell everyone to touch grass (and to drive slowly if they have to use a car to get to the grass)

ah ok, thanks!

you also get this phenomenon:

blue state dems on republicans: “they’re better than the left, half of them just joined our caucus anyways”

red state dems on republicans: “death to the republikkkan party, i will proudly man the fema camps for the president.”

mister prime minister sir, 2016 primary discourse has breached Uttar Pradesh

i wish the media would hurry the fuck up

Year 10 of the two week anti-Trojan military operation

the weimar understander logged on

me watching dr strangelove earlier

me: the weapon system payload is phallic, of course, of course, but the cockpit is yonic. the combination is key to the sexuality of warmachines, contrasting sharply w/ their inherent anti-life nature.
raytheon executive: please leave, now.

The HBO series ROME (2005-07) was great, but it would have been better if Ciarán Hinds as Julius Caesar had turned to the camera and cited the exact cause of the fall of the empire that I share.

Clayton Keller going door to door trying to convince the residents of Salt Lake City to buy Coyotes season tickets

what has ever gone wrong with a democratic convention in chicago

im actually crying real tears hes so fucking funny

i'm sorry what movie?

just clicked for me for the that in muffley's first appearance he says 'i will not be the greatest murderer since adolf hitler' and at the end of the film he's listening to the nazi talk about his plans for underground rape dungeons

the coyotes are saying goodbye to arizona and, potentially, the greatest graphic design lineage in the history of the nhl. major bummer.