As per logging in after a long hiatus tradition, I am once again greeted by my old friend "DMCA For Some Random Bullshit Meme That Nobody Remembers"

this one is also banger

Learning now that Twitter got a cool new feature that unfollowed like 600 people while I was gone. So pardon if I haven't re-followed back yet, I'm mashing these dang buttons as best I can.

[Hushed, respectful voice]: "That's Gregg."

retweet if you like memes

My favourite thing about returning to hellsite is finding all the lovely messages from folks welcoming me back ❤️

Grandpa blasting a hole in the TV and threatening to hunt down Christoph Waltz while I'm just trying to watch Inglorious Basterds

After you block 999 tech bro scam ads, you start seeing the good stuff again. My xmas shopping is done!

I'm on the bsky now, I'm one of the cool kids 😎

YES

OH GOD OUCH??? WHY IS IT SO HOT!! IM BURNING WHY IS EVERYTHING ON FIRE?????

Before you say something mean about Henry Kissinger, take a breath and see if you can think of something meaner

me: hey, henry kissinger are you still alive? henry kissinger: