When arriving at the apartment, I tried to open the door, but it was locked. So I knocked. A caretaker opened the door and took the order. “Bess?”, I asked. A guy with a deep voice inside on his couch said “Yep.” #DoorDash

A #DoorDash story from yesterday: While picking up at Little Caesars, an order description for a customer named “Bess” requested I open the door and hand the order to her on her couch. I showed this to an Uber guy waiting, and we both cracked up. (Cont.)

Did they forget the Death Star explodes into a massive fireball? #DeathStar #Maythe4thBeWithYou

Debate by lightsaber. The GOP gave Trump a small red one. #Lightsaber #Maythe4thBeWithYou #PresidentBiden

Hello, Audi? What about a Kia? My guess is that I’d be the first human pancake on a gurney. #CarAccident #Audi #Kia #Vehicles

Gearing up for my birthday next Saturday, and have no plans yet. It’ll be 83F that day, despite December living out its life this week in the OR valley. At same time, I’m facing burnout at Amazon and trying to decide how to amend that before end of month.

Worse than wearing contacts on the red carpet. Don’t let anyone put a magnifying glass up to your chest during a premiere. #TeenyTinyStatementPin #SNL

Part XIII will be about updating your #UberEats and #DoorDash app and whether you should do that manually or automatically. I just update manually. If you get just one week behind, expect the apps to feign amnesia on your pay status.

Repost of Part XII for the #UberEats / #DoorDash blog: gregbrianwriter.com/2024/05/04/par… /Something always happens to require addendums to subjects like this. Tonight, it was Wingstop making me wait 30 min. Saturdays equal public wing addiction.

Dogs took a baseball bat to their owners’ TVs.
#KristiNoem #SNL

Rent is $50 per month, everyone. #Rent #Apartments

We have to watch safety videos on this occasionally at Amazon. So far, none of us have a handle in our butt area that Big Brother controls. #Lifting #Amazon

Youth before the world aged them. Only JFK was 30 at 10. #HistoricalFigures #Youth

Pleasant dreams, everyone. That stole the likeness of every character actor who ever lived, including Bryan Cranston. The visual/audio “borrowing” by AI is going to tie up every courtroom for the next 100 years. #TheSimpsons

Once again, “The Last Jedi” paved the path toward all of this. It opened the floodgates to evil never resting and always returning, even if going against the original vision. Oh, and there may be a real Jedi clergy out there. #TheAcolyte

So it’s a new Matrix reboot set in NYC? Also looks a bit Christopher Nolan-like (i.e. stopping time). Surprised coming from FFC, but it definitely intrigues me. Anything about a future Big Apple is worth exploring, no matter how experimental. #Megalopolis

I’ve never delivered this via DoorDash. Unless it was disguised under a different name for a school graduation party. Bulsamic? Yes. #PenneAllVodka #SNL

If they have cake in the #StarWars universe, then they aren’t all that far away from us. #Maythe4thBeWithYou #TalesOfTheEmpire

Awesome. But you’re not Mark’s father. Just confirming for everyone. #Maythe4thBeWithYou #StarWarsDay2024 #MarkHamill #PresidentBiden

May the Lisp Be With You. #Maythe4thBeWithYou