EVERYBODY SHUT THE SEVEN HELLS UP! *turns on his show* #TheVoiceIsLive

#OneTimeAtAParty I jousted with @StableboyHodor.

#OneTimeAtAParty Oberyn Martell danced and fell off a table right onto my sword. #DrunkDornishSlut

@StableboyHodor Aye. We had a good wrestling match afterwards. Thought Oberyn Martell went overboard with the fucking body oil.

@ShorthandKnight grantairesboner.tumblr.com/post/505446189…

#iGetAnnoyedWhenPeople make fun of my stylish new battle helm.

#IfYouKnowMeYouKnowThat Oberyn Martell always swallows my sword.

#IfYouKnowMeYouKnowThat I wrestle with bears like @ShorthandKnight in pits all the time.

Hits the King's Landing clubs with Oberyn Martell and @ShorthandKnight fuckyeahcyrus.tumblr.com/post/507850254…

#iDontLikeWhen Oberyn Martell steals all my eyeliner.

#ThatOneExWho thinks stabbing you is cute. Oberyn Martell

Fast & Furious 6 sounds like a gangbang I went to once in Dorne.

Screw the Red Wedding! I just heard Oberyn Martell is getting cast for #GameOfThrones Season 4... #FML #CrazyExBitchIsComing!

Just out for a ride, looking for the Brotherhood without Banners.

*models for @ShorthandKnight* My wardrobe for next season when I face off against this Dornish cunt Oberyn Martell!

*looks at HBO's Viper casting and then at Oberyn Martell* When in the Seven Hells did you turn white?

#MovieTitlesThatDoubleAsPornTitle #PacificRim

Dedicated to my favorite skull to fuck! Oberyn Martell Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball: youtu.be/My2FRPA3Gf8 via YouTube

I love the way Oberyn Martell thrusts his spear at me. #BringItOn #ViperSlut

I'm still waiting for my fucking poem from Oberyn Martell.