BREAKING: Aston Villa have called Mauricio Pochettino, but he put on a woman’s voice and said "wrong number", before hanging up and switching his phone off.

Alpha Males stay loyal to the first Subway Sandwich they picked at age 10 and not have another option on menu since

Anyone else just find this Speed guy annoying?

Bellingham's price tag after the World Cup

A thing of beauty 🪄

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Big fan of Club Brugge announcing Scott Parker's sacking in fluent Geordie

Gnonto causing Walker problems Second time this month he's had trouble keeping a Willy under control

So, once a year I always ‘try’ & rollout one piece of content. 1 x differential & bargain form each PL team It’s being made more & more difficult every year by 90% of the players being a bargain 😩😩 But, we go again. Let’s delve in. I’ll try and avoid the obvious 👍🏻

Glazers have been so bad tonight

Liverpool have apparently asked the PGMOL to release the VAR audio of the Luis Diaz incident. The PGMOL are said to be happy to, but just need time to record it first.

Warra trophy cabinet

This Man City team look pretty unstoppable again. Unfortunately for them, there won't be a fourth in a row as Arsenal won the title yesterday.

If Forest Green Vs Barrow was on the same time as the superbowl I’d watch Forest green Vs Barrow.

he’ll be livid he’s leaving stoke-a

Only one punishment suitable for these people involved in the riots. Deduct Everton 12 points.

Beaten by Spurs, 16th in the table and Liverpool are Champions. Man Utd fans, RT this post for a chance to escape any mention of football this weekend. Prize includes: - All expenses paid trip to remote Faroe Islands - Accommodation with no TV and Internet T&Cs