Did I miss the International Portaloo Festival yesterday?

4.4 million whole potatoes are thrown out in the UK each day, making them one of the country’s most wasted foods. Potatoes can be frozen no matter how they’re cooked, and uncooked potatoes just need a 5-minute boil before they’re ready to be frozen too.

Isn't that one of the churches that Norman invaders built?

He's right: they can even watch Prime Minister's Questions in Parliament online, and nobody want impressionable young minds exposed to that hive of lies and delusions.

'Pleased to see you looking so well your majesty. We need to discuss your return to work.'

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📸 Sam Allard

He sounds like my Nemesis...

April is a busy time of year in the garden, if only it would stop raining! Here are a few things you could be getting on with 🙂 #GardenersWorld #Gardening #JobsForTheWeekend

I never realised Monty had a seaside garden too! #GardenersWorld

#GardenersWorld #JobsForTheWeekend time. Getting busier now that Spring is (hopefully) really getting going. About a month or so of frost potential here still.

I suspect I'm in a minority of #GardenersWorld viewers (or at least tweeters) who don't really know much about this U2 band. But this chap is a gardener so who cares, eh?

We are growing our dahlia from collected seed and have used the dried seed head as a marker. BBC Gardeners World #GardenersWorld

Perlite is a non-renewable resource (its natural volcanic glass expanded at 1000ºC), so I wondered how sustainable it is as a long term horticultural growing medium. Turns out the current known supply is around 700 million tons. #GardenersWorld

Jon Knight You and few hundred small gardeners here! #GardenersWorld

Oh goodness I still need to find where my dahlias are. I know the tubers are somewhere out of the frosts but I've still not located them! #GardenersWorld

This chap with his self saved seeds and messy greenhouse is my kind of gardener. I think I'd get on jolly well with him. #GardenersWorld

I suspect most of us are getting fed up of 'significant rain' at the moment. #GardenersWorld

Yay! This chap is promoting the reuse of the tulip bulbs. Good man! #GardenersWorld

This tulip garden on #GardenersWorld is giving the Dutch a run for their money. (ducks whilst Ivonne Smit throws tulip bulbs in my direction... 🤣🤣 )

Having used a long handled bulb planter, sticking in 14,000 bulbs with one is still a massive, hard job. #GardenersWorld