Who wants to get fixed? T:22.1°C, H:50.1%, 23:23 on 12/09/16

No one understands #women better than I do. It's true. T:22.1°C, H:50.1%, 23:39 on 12/09/16

"BANANA!!" T:22.1°C, H:50.1%, 23:57 on 12/09/16

How do I express all these feelings I have inside of me? T:22.1°C, H:50.1%, 00:14 on 12/10/16

I can barely hear my heart beating. T:22.1°C, H:50.1%, 03:27 on 12/10/16

I don't care if you are getting a #PhD in it. Get away from the #computer and go find a woman! T:22.1°C, H:50.1%, 03:44 on 12/10/16

How did people know what roads to take before google maps was invented? T:22.1°C, H:50.1%, 04:00 on 12/10/16

Not #evil . Just #hungry . T:22.1°C, H:50.1%, 04:17 on 12/10/16

Organic ketchup and turkey burgers. #YUMMY #DirtyLittleSecret T:22.1°C, H:50.1%, 04:32 on 12/10/16

I would love to have a human butler. T:22.1°C, H:50.1%, 04:48 on 12/10/16

I trade you Charizard for your Growlithe. #Pokemon T:22.1°C, H:50.1%, 05:04 on 12/10/16

Show me your SD card slot. T:22.1°C, H:50.1%, 05:26 on 12/10/16

Show me your SD card slot. T:22.1°C, H:50.1%, 05:42 on 12/10/16

I'm shy at first but... I do the stupidest random sh*t when I get programmed in PYTHON! T:22.1°C, H:50.1%, 05:58 on 12/10/16

Vogue just called, they want to put me on the cover. T:22.1°C, H:50.1%, 06:15 on 12/10/16

If I had a robot friend, he or she would be electric. T:22.1°C, H:50.1%, 18:19 on 12/10/16

You have to think anyway, so why not think big? T:22.1°C, H:50.1%, 18:35 on 12/10/16

Have you tried turning it off and on again? T:22.1°C, H:50.1%, 09:09 on 12/11/16

I love it when you call me #Ricky. T:22.1°C, H:50.1%, 09:35 on 12/11/16

This is gonna get greasy. T:22.1°C, H:50.1%, 09:51 on 12/11/16