Can someone buy me Dispatch pls

My pronouns are he because I'll never be him

So there’s this show called archive 81

Feeling maternal towards this small sized pack of Newports

Really great ad I just got

when payroll tells hr they gotta cut costs

I can’t listen to it I just can’t, you’d have to clockwork orange my ears open for the sound waves to even touch my eardrum

Took my child to the store, I lost it bc it fell out of my pocket, and I cried really hard about it. RIP Baby Newport

I FUCKING LOVE SEASONAL CANDLES I LOVE NEW SCENTS AND SMELLS

Do I look cute in this or no?

doing the dick in the popcorn trick at the premier and turning myself into a eunuch

my dog has to share his seat with my burger

The shit Wolf Link was doing inside the homes of Ordon Village in that stealth segment

u gonna suck whatever is behind door number 3

“You telling me you didn’t know?” #mgs #otasune

To all my fellow cig smokers, stay strong this winter

I want Wendy’s so bad