If you send enough Gravy samples to 23andMe, they'll eventually answer you!

Gravy is just water that eventually turns into rocks

Gravy is the coffee of Thanksgiving

Gravy stands for

G ravy
R avy
A gravy
V ravy
Y varg

If you fill a lightbulb with gravy and turn it on, it bubbles before exploding!

Looking for a fun new identity? Put gravy in a vial, boom you’re a meat witch.

Looking for a healthy snack to help beat the summer heat? Look no further. Give up. Drink gravy instead

When gravy cries, it makes more gravy

Out of gravy? In a pinch you can buy more gravy!

Save all of your Christmas Drippings and simmer them until they thicken into New Years

Don’t throw away your old Gravy! It can be used as a moldy soup for when you want to be sick

The lowest drawer in a computer desk is designed to hold the most gravy

Real gravy is usually blue before it touches oxygen

Gravy floats in gravy. This is evidence that gravy is not only capable of witchcraft, but that it might be a product of it.

Gravy is the only food that can be eaten through your mouth or by absorbing it into your skin

Can you guess what brown food makes other foods better and go down easy?

Gravy is the one fruit that isn’t actually a fruit. It’s a delicious meaty paste

IT IS THE DAY OF GRAVY

Gravy is the only juice that’s socially acceptable to pour on the mayor

While gravy is technically not considered “a salad” it is actually better in every way