Disney Parks starting to offer worthwhile discounts again??? 👀

“There are ZERO screens.” 👏

Better late than never, but happy birthday to the park formerly known as as Disney MGM Studios!

Good evening, elder emos.

Day dreaming about all the immersive toilet experiences at Walt Disney World

'three tickets to Challengers, please'

Nobody:

Haunted Mansion Ghost Host:

Yeah, being a Disney Passholder is great and all, but are you a Costco Executive Member? 🤔

Job: “You have been selected for a random dr*g test.”

Me: “whuhhh?”

If I had a nickel for every time a major Japanese theme park made a slow moving dark ride based on a high speed video game kart racer, I would have TWO nickels…

And if the Duffy Disney buuuus, crashes into usssss…

Getting hit by the Duffy bus would be a pretty decent way to go out

Hey look, it’s me in the classic Electric Umbrella costume.