I sent my mom a couple AI cat videos and now X thinks that's all I want to see all the time.

Just... Wow.

If they can handle *squints* Jubba, Travel, and computer services then surely we can trust them to audit NGOs.

This is my new favorite quote. 🤣

I accidentally created modern art.

Even assuming you KNEW they were unarmed, you should 100% be allowed to use deadly force.

This post has had me smiling for the last 15 minutes. 😊

I’m awake in the middle of the night with a sick bay who is just miserable.

It always cracks me up when I see clean ocean marketing directed at Americans. Uhhh... we are NOT the problem. China produces the most plastic waste overall (59.08 million tons in 2010), only 0.6% of it reaches the ocean, compared to 9% for Malaysia and 35% for the Philippines.

I was not aware that Chevy Chase is an awful person until today. Apparently every person who interacts with him walks away pissed.

They should deport her to Somalia with the rest of them.

Brothers and sisters, you NEED to arm yourselves. I know guns are scary, but you can do it, take bay steps and talk to someone who knows about firearms. You can’t afford not to anymore. You are responsible for protecting your family, take it seriously.

66% of SNAP recipients have ZERO kids... SIXTY SIX PERCENT!!!

This is the camera angle that the media will NEVER show you.

Honda should run this ad at the 2026 Super Bowl.

Don’t do it. We won’t bring brownies to our next board game night. You’ve been warned.

My wife has been coughing non-stop for 8 days. She asked for a priesthood blessing so of course I obliged. During the blessing I was prompted to bless her with something strange, that she would be thirsty consistently. Who am I to argue with the spirit, so I included it in the

Just finished Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. It’s a shame we don’t make more documentaries like this about great men. I mean, I knew Abe was great but he fought off racist vampires too?! Amazing…

This is your annual reminder that you haven’t flossed in a while.