Love when my wife, who is also my second in this duel, insists on packing a picnic, like “we might as well not come home hungry.” Darling I love you, but Manuel is the most expert swordsman in the town, you are coming home a widow.

The only “hot honey” I want to talk about is my freakin wife!

what makes ellen and thomas nosferatu 2024 work as a love story isn’t that “their love is pure” or whatever but rather that thomas grows to embrace and unconditionally love ellen’s more “unsavory” qualities btw

Was told by an aquarium employee that this penguin had the “dubious gift of prophecy”

Michael C. Hall said WHAT?!

the Mariners’ Church hearing Gordon Lightfoot call it “musty”

Reminder that many thousands of claims were approved in the aftermath of this. Pharmacists reported suddenly seeing ZERO denied claims. This saved lives immediately.

Manatees apparently have "conveyor style dentition" meaning that teeth in front will routinely wear out and fall out and then new teeth will erupt in the back of the mouth, pushing old teeth that are still there forward to be used and eventually fall out, repeating the process.

Watched the Great Lakes Shipwreck Museum's Livestream for the 50th anniversary and they had the leader of the Gordon Lightfoot Tribute band talk about the song and he went through it line by line and told stories, man was up there 30 minutes just going on and on

Overheard a dad “this is where they filmed Home Alone.” and his kid says “nope. that was in a house. ”

New Chainsaw Man Chapter Spoiler MICHIGAN MENTIONED?!?!?!

"Vaquitas are believed to have polygynous mating system involved in sperm competition" ok so these porpoises are fucking freaks is what you're telling me.

Big Barda...... Pretty lady.

Jack Kirby is so funny for making Funky Flashman.

This is me but my "golden retriever" is my human wife.

Going back in time, taking over DC Comics bad giving Jack Kirby a blank check and minimal editorial oversight for his Fourth World.

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