C'mon people, give me a break. You knew I had no idea what I was doing when you elected me!

Florida is officially open for death!

"So how are things down there in Florida, anyway?"

Here in Florida, we've been getting ready for fireworks with an explosive case count for weeks!

#strategery

Is it a July 4th hangover? Is it COVID? In Florida, why not enjoy both!?!

The kids have been playing some weird new game. Not sure what it is. They're passing around these little balls to each other.

I thought I'd take this evening to share my views on responsibility.

Dear internet, just because I'm letting people needlessly die doesn't mean you need to point it out!

Trying to decide on a new state motto - thoughts?

I mean, how was I supposed to know reopening Florida in the middle of an uncontrolled pandemic wasn't going to go well?

Flaridia state berd

New state emblem, whatcha think?

I've been wearing a mask since day one!