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Downs her fourth cup of coffee of the day. Is it Friday yet?

Yawns. It’s a rainy, awful day in Gotham.

“Gotham’s such an ugly city. It’s even worse when it’s raining.”

"How I feel about Lois Lane."

"I'm Vicki Fuckin' Vale." "Don't mess with me."

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"Richard. I've had this ring on my finger for far too long." {Nightwing}

"Of course not, Nightwing. I still hold it out in front of me to admire it. I'm just tired of living in sin."

"I don't careeee," she groaned, flipping herself over onto her stomach to look look at Nightwing. "Let's just elope. Seriously."

"Who the fuck gets married on a Monday, Nightwing? That's the kind of shit Trump would pull. Him and his small hands."

"Ew, Tuesday? No. That won't do either, Nightwing."

"What about Wednesday, Nightwing? Ya know. HUMP DAY."

"Seriously, Nightwing? Let's just get married at the arcade and call it good. Family. Friends. Entertainment. Boom."

Laughs. And laughs. And laughs. Pauses to take a sip of wine. Laughs some more. x.com/TenaciousScrib…

Internally screams.

"Shit. I forgot to get married."