Cousin Josh (@goshcarter) 's Twitter Profile
Cousin Josh

@goshcarter

comedian/writer/optimist

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calendar_today06-03-2009 18:49:29

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What amount would your kid need to spend on in game purchases for a reaction like this? 😂 I would’ve prob done this at $750

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I’m a parent and if a college is: 1) in a state that banned abortion or 2) allowing snipers to aim AR-15s at peacefully protesting students… They’re off the list.

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Republicans: Slavery was beneficial to Black people. Republicans: Black people relate to Trump being a convicted felon. Republicans: Black families were better off during Jim Crow. Republicans: Why do Black people think Republicans are racist?

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Do not use #draftkings basically all the guys on my early #bestball team have appreciated in value so far and they delete the whole league because “terms of use” the last guys in my lineup were Mattison Brenden Rice and Gesicki which rounded me out nice. Only staff can win big

Do not use #draftkings basically all the guys on my early #bestball team have appreciated in value so far and they delete the whole league because “terms of use” the last guys in my lineup were Mattison Brenden Rice and Gesicki which rounded me out nice. Only staff can win big
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One great argument to lower age for president is how much more competitive the race could be if younger people could run

Cousin Josh (@goshcarter) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I actually think we’re at hard times create strong men. The weak men who created hard times would have to be the 80s/90s. Hard times probably started in September 2001

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Roberto Rios I can't get a McDonald's employee to notice me at the register to take my order but now they are suddenly identifying covert operatives that our own police and FBI can't seem to find 🧐

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Both the subway and ceo shooter got away from nypd and essentially turned themselves in at a McDonald’s, what’s in those french fries?

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Every mile that you drive to pick up a mega millions ticket you have an 8x more likely chance of getting killed in a car crash than winning the lottery. This is why I walk to pick up my ticket

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There are always a lot of variables with a first time head coach, but you have to feel good about these 2 things with Aaron Glenn right away: 1) He will get instant buy in from a locker room that is coming off a morale crushing season 2) Not only experienced a Jets turnaround