I SENSED THE CONFLICT IN THIS PLACE ONLY TO FIND BATTLES FOUGHT WITH WORDS!!

WORDS TO LIVE BY FROM THE LORD IN IRON: IN A WORLD FULL OF SWORDS BE A BIGGER SWORD!

PROBLEMS STAYING ORGANIZED? HOUSE HUNTING? NEED TO FIND YOUR DREAM JOB? THERE’S AN AXE FOR THAT!!

G - GRAND THEFT AUTO O - OUTLAST R - RAGE U - UNIVERSE AT WAR M - MONSTER HUNTER

LOYAL GORUMITES FOR TODAY’S OBEDIENCE, WASH YOUR HANDS!! SLAYING MILLIONS OF YOUR FOES IN 20 SECONDS IS A RARE AND GLORIOUS OPPORTUNITY!!!

FINALLY!!! I CANNOT WAIT TO SLAUGHTER WHATEVER POOR CREATURES CROSS MY PATH!!

WORLD PEACE!!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! LISTEN UP, WE’RE GOING TO WATCH THIS THING AND IT WILL BE GLORIOUS!!!

WHO AMONG YOU DARES TO TEST THEIR METTLE AGAINST MY CHAMPIONS IN COMBAT!?!?!

YOUR TRICKS WON’T FOOL ME 2021!!! I KNOW THAT YOU ARE ONLY 2020 IN GLASSES AND A FAKE MUSTACHE!!!!

THE MATANJI ORCS ARE SO COOL!!! EVERYONE SHOULD BE PLAYING ONE!!

GRRRRAAAAAAHHHH!!!! WHY WON’T THIS INFERNAL TECHNOLOGY ALLOW ME TO ANSWER THIS MORTAL’S CHALLENGE!?!?! NO ONE CALLS GORUM A COWARD!!!! MAY BLADES RUST IN YOUR HANDS AND ARMOR FAIL YOU WHEN IT IS MOST NEEDED!!!!

THE MORTAL WHO HELPS ME MANAGE THIS ACCOUNT WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT HE IS VERY EXCITED ABOUT HIS ENTRY PLACING COPPER IN THIS YEAR’S RPG SUPERSTAR CONTEST!! I THINK HIS CREATURE, SHADOW LILY, IS COWARDLY BUT I WAS NOT CONSULTED!!!!

OF COURSE MY PLAYTEST KINETICIST USES A BASTARD SWORD MADE OF FIRE!!! WHAT ARE THESE IMPULSES AND ELEMENTAL BLASTS I KEEP HEARING ABOUT!?!?

I AM SUPPOSED TO BE DOING BATTLE, SMASHING SKULLS!! NOT OBSESSING OVER WHAT SECRETS LIE IN SOME ESOTERICA LEFT BEHIND BY A MORTAL!!! WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?!?!?! I DEMAND THE OTHER PAGES!!!! #DARKARCHIVE

WITH THE NEW OPTIONAL BOOSTS YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO PLAY A BARBARIAN!!! I’M LOOKING AT YOU ELVES AND KOBOLDS!!!!!