The only Alex g I know is Alex Goldman so whenever I see stuff like this, I’m like hell yea, get that freaky music out there Goldman

The internet is down and I just had the stray thought, “can I flush the toilet?” and that’s fucked

Robert that’s what great-grandchildren are for

Everyone tap in

We’re in hell

I apologize

[John Wick at a GameStop] John Wick: I’m looking for a copy of Battletoads Employee: I’m sorry, we don’t sell that here John Wick: [smacks a coin onto the counter] you sure? Employee: [smiling wryly] Mega Drive or NES version, Mr. Wick?

Socrates sitting at a bar, 5 beers deep talking to a stranger: “It’s always how are you doing and not why are you doing…”

Norm Wilner, Senior International Programmer, Canada, gives you a taste of the debut Canadian features in the #TIFF24 “Discovery section that are very important to us.”

WE DID IT 👀

I co-wrote, produced and co-edited this! We worked so hard on it. It’s really really good I swear!!! My wife directed it! I love her!

Something wickedly cerebral about watching a 3 year old sob harder than he has in his entire life because the popsicle he has with him in the bathtub is melting and he doesn’t want to eat it because then it will be all gone—but by not eating it, it’s melting

But what if Canadian film was more than sad people in Scarborough and mysterious happenings in fishing villages

Vehicular manslaughter by the Criterion closet van

Dear god, we must protect him at all costs

Craft beer is a funny term, what you make this beer with popsicle sticks and glitter

Nobody taking panoramic photos on their iPhones anymore