God bless the two stunningly beautiful trans dykes on a date at chaiiwala I see great things in your futures 💕

Also one or both of u.... call me...

You simply have to hand it to Swans... managing to release an album every 3 or so years of the same 2 hours of material to seemingly rapturous acclaim from cis male discord nitro subscribers

Hardcore is such a great genre because you can literally say anything about it in any context and still feel a combination of self righteousness and lingering insecure anxiety every time. Elite discourse generator.

greghall. I think it's important we continue to tell our friends their bad tattoo ideas are dope so we have a lifetime of material to make fun of them for.

PUT IT ON HIS HEAD PUT IT ON HIS HEAD PUT IT ON HIS HEAD PUT IT ON HIS HEAD PUT IT ON HIS HEAD PUT IT ON HIS HEAD PUT IT ON HIS HEAD PUT IT ON HIS HEAD PUT IT ON HIS HEAD PUT IT ON HIS HEAD PUT IT ON HIS HEAD PUT IT ON HIS HEAD

Bro what the fuck is going on with the cover of Zoe's puzzle book. The 3 ladies? The pug? The coconut? What on heck is???

Cba today lads

What's the over/under on the amount of blokes here who went back to their hotel room at the end of the day and furiously jacked it to trans porn I'm going 5.5

Holy shit I'm home for like 12 days straight lfg 😭✨️

GuardsInsider Oh my goodness Cleveland fans, calm down. The leave is 3-7 days and not worth bringing up a rookie who has barely played in AAA and requires a 40 man spot to do so. DeLauter can't save this lineup nor should anyone put him in that position as a rookie.

Tour is so perfect when you're a pro snuggle rhythm section

Realising that since I realised I want to get vocal surgery as soon as possible I've found it extremely difficult to talk about and am avoiding even thinking about it let alone looking up prices or trying to work out how feasible it is.

Got a new phone my nudes game is about to go stratasspheric babes

"nah we do our social media in house"

We dropped a baseball on a guy and broke all of his teeth

I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies.

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