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Back in the day, pretty sure there was a TV advert for some generic "Housewife FM" radiostation with the tagline "Music you can't help but sing along to" If that was genuinely the case, I wonder if they just played Black Sabbath "War Pigs" on repeat all day, or is that just me?

manchestereveningnews.co.uk/whats-on/whats… Dread to think how many hours I've spent either crammed in there trying to get served or stood outside enjoying a pre-gig pint. It's (or possibly soon to be "was") part of the whole "night at the Apollo" experience

If the Prime Minister of Israels email address isn't [email protected] Then he should be tried in the Hague for crimes against hilarity

Wishing both my pooch and every other dog a very happy #internationaldogday2025 "Everyone thinks they have the world's best dog and everyone is right"

"Planet Rock breakfast. Like muesli but way more interesting", then proceeds to play Bryan Adams like it's "Generic bored Housewife FM" or something Still, on the other hand, it made me to switch it off, get off my fat arse and get ready for work, so swings and roundabouts

Already got six CDs on pre-order, looks like they're about to be joined by a seventh (with the prospect of checking out some bands I've not heard of before along with ones I have playing their interpretation of 'Head classics. I'd better warn the neighbours) #ShutUpAndTakeMoney

One of the worst things about getting old is realising that Rock/Metal stars don't live forever like they're supposed too, but what a legacy to leave behind "Slaughter of the Soul" for instance is an absolute beast of an album. #RIP

Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. It's terrible for the environment. Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly.

Time for another round of "Let's order some tickets and see what new and creative ways Ticketmaster have found to fleece me of my hard earned this time" Fun for all the family...

Managed to get through the Ozzy documentary in a better state than expected (although the trip to the exhibition in Birmingham earlier in the day probably helped) Still hurt though....

Empire Honestly, icouldn't give a flying f@@k, up the #Motorhead 😉🤘♠️

Even as a dog owner, I can't understand the logic behind just hanging up a keech bag rather than binning it Is it like an entitled teenager thing, "It's OK, someone else will deal with it now"? Really wonder what they think will happen with it next #Scruffs

Rare early faceoff at a reasonable hour and struggling to remember the *cough* "slightly dodgy sites" I use as I've bought a new laptop since the Playoffs... 🤣 #UKNHLProblems #GoLeafsGo

Have to admit that I didn't have being in an audience singing a chorus of Abba's "Fernando" (!) ed by John Lyndon (!!) on my "2025 Bingo Card" but there we are... Possibly one of the most surreal evenings of my life so far for this and other reasons 🤣

Bit late to the party, but finally had chance to sit down with the new #Coroner album Despite being over 30(!) years since their last full release, it absolutely does not disappoint - going to be playing this one for a while to get my head around it all Well worth the wait!

Billy Connolly once said something along the lines of having an interest in politics should automatically ban you from being a politician Maybe we can implement something similar for people wanting to buy fireworks?

10,000 people singing Black Sabbath's "War Pigs" last night at the Judas Priest concert

Top Tip: Save money on expensive fireworks by simply hitting your head against a brick wall The harder you hit, the louder the bang and more fireworks you see (Posting this in the vain hope that some of the mouth-breathers around here see it and take it on board)

📢 oFFiCiaL mONsTEr RaViNg LooNy PArTy 🎩 Jeff Vader Adrian Edmondson ❎ The Motorhead song "The Ace Of Spades" shall be the new BBC National Anthem. For your convenience, you may record the No More Telly dot on your DVR for later viewing in the morning. #manicfesto youtu.be/wR3xwENK7Jo?si…