🐟🎶Every fish in the sea is the one for me🎶🌊 The "fish" being myself and Dire And the "sea" being Poseidon's godly amount of slurp juice he can command at will (and is VERY goopy,,,) Gonna be tough to "Swim Free" from this messy situation 👑🌊🐸🐺💦 🎨FREE PALESTINE (Pi!)

cw: absorption, hyper Looks like Goth Glowstick ignored the warning signs again He just can't help himself when there's shiny bulk So that shiny bulk helped itself to him

looks @ u like this

jeeezus there's a lot of hidden messages in my DMs There's a lot of bots in there but i'm also seeing a lot of commission inquiries being put in there, I'm so sorry if I made you feel like I was ignoring you!

y'know what fuck it, I will make one this evening No I'm not going to migrate another account I don't want to flashbang folks with big furry junk That's how this account got limited in the first place

my only problem now is what new handle should I use to frustrate people with because I have like twenty different names people know me by >:]

of course you can also find me on bsky, same handle (goopomancer)

okay so I hyperfocused on comm work today and didn't make the alt account oops i'll get on it tomorrow zzz

h'okay I've finally gotten pissed off at being unable to use the SOCIAL aspect of this SOCIAL MEDIA site, you can swoos right over to Pi Mk II I'll be retiring this one over time, sorry for the headache this causes You can contact me on either but I'd prefer the other, thanks!

Com/mis/sion for Focus! Gotta watch out for those ripped tides, huh

Com/mis/sion for Kentaro ! cw: hyper, absorption, vore, growth Looks like Taq'ni is getting some bulk downloads done

going to be retweeting commissions from the other account but nothing new'll be posted here

com/mis/sion for @eridanusexpress , they wanted to get in the look for skunktember! cw: goo/stuffing/transformation skunks are not my forte normally but I will quite happily slime folks up to get them in the goop if it calls for it might keep this fella on file for later hmm