he actually is the best to ever do it

Don’t invite the dolls to your Halloween party unless you want Cunty Northernlion to show up

UPDATE: We killed the bill.

Being a senator from South Dakota is basically a participation trophy

Goople. Bsky. Social btw

found this guy sweeping the road in Copper Harbor, Michigan

Looking forward to RFK claiming victory four years from now that is actually 100% attributable to ozempic

Garfield By Jim Davis 11-14-85

From NPR it's This American Life. I'm Ira Glass. Today's topic: cats. Where are they? And may I see one? To find out we brought some tuna. Stay with us.

This is such a funny thing to post about someone who hasn’t been caught

The Dodgers are basically doing what I did in Backyard Baseball: choosing only the best players and winning every game by 10+ runs

- Martial law declared in South Korea - Romanian election annulled - Collapse of Assad regime - French government toppled - US CEO assassination - Switzerland votes to dissolve itself Just hit after hit after hit

Well that settles it. The Buffalo Bills are the worst team in the nfl.

“The only thing better than attending your funeral is knowing you’ll be waking up the next morning after it” #survivor #survivor47

Bills-Lions Super Bowl.

David vs. Goliath The Electrician (Ondřej Satoria) who K'd Shohei Ohtani on 3 pitches. 👀