Using the natural pyrotrons in the air to light my blunts.

ZOOBLE A REAL GOONER!!

Ok I’m gonna interview someone who has been dming and wanting to date me for a while! There rizz style jutsu so far sucks but I’m bored and intrigued and want to see what they have that say! Believe it!

I can finally beat — *gnome runs by* Oh my god did you guys see that?

ⓘ Message hidden due to sugoi content

FUCK WHO EVER MADE THIS IMAGE!!! HERE IS A REAL PHOTO OF ME!!! BELIEVE IT!!!

I really like this account cause I can relate to it. It’s a gimmick so specific and random, like my own. Believe it!

Just chugged 16.9 FL OZ (1.05 PT) 500 mL of henny. We really be doing this shit.

I don’t know how I feel about this…. Believe it….

I could probably fit a hawk too! Ah, believe it!

Started drinking wood alcohol. I can no longer see the tree line.

That chlamydia infected pussy got me hearing god. Call that a burning bush.