The vicious cycle of AI quoting AI has started sooner than we feared. ChatGPT scraping Google’s crappy results and using them as facts is like a new-school game of telephone - except tons of water is wasted, it’s not as accurate, and we all get a bit stupider every day.

Google execs might be the dorkiest mobsters ever, but they are wielding their power like a criminal syndicate. If you don’t play ball & let them steal from you, they’ll break your business’s kneecaps. In turn, a lot of content is going to migrate to the safety of walled gardens.

Wow, Perplexity, you did it! You actually made the crooks over at Goog enough look good - by comparison, at least. Now, respect what publishers want, and stop trying to be sneaky little thieves! Congrats Matthew Prince 🌥 for blocking these scammers.

I know people got pretty worked up over it, but the extinction of Google’s search liaison position really isn’t newsworthy. Goog enough stopped caring about the community two years ago, and Danny never did much...

PROFESSIONAL LIARS!! blog.google/products/searc…

Is it true, Liz Reid, or is it Goog enough? I mean, you’re not visible enough for me to recognize your face like that, and Google puts the best content first…right? Where’s the AI overview when you need it??

It’s not just AI theft, sponsored results mixed in throughout the page, and pimping Reddit left and right that’s making Google results so bad. It’s also the big-brand bias that ranks pages like this, with no added value - just marketing copy + a big name. Goog enough all the way!

So, Google, do you claim this crawler, or do you wanna go Michael Jackson and say this bot is not your son? We might need a paternity test…Who should be the Maury of the SEO world? Taking suggestions…

Now that Google is letting people in the US & India pick their preferred news sources, will we FINALLY see an end to all the Indian results clogging up search results & PAAs for queries specific to the US? DOUBTFUL. Google needs crappy results to keep people clicking on the ADS!

👏 Round of applause for Goog enough suggesting a crisis hotline for a little celebratory clapping 👏 But don’t be alarmed the next time you slap your palms in excitement. It’s not life or death…and a golf clap is not a quiet cry for help…

It looks like Google is just a little bit confused here. It’s not sure whether Mint pertains to the defunct budgeting tool or the herb, so it’s hedging its bets and showing both…Good luck putting a budget app in your julep or a garnish on your budget…Goog enough

Yeah, let the people who messed up search have control of nuclear reactors…great idea…🔥☢️

Now that some sites falsely tied up in the HCU debacle are finally seeing signs of life, I’ve got two questions: 1) What the f*ck took so long? / 2) Is that it? After years of lies, denials & an infuriatingly gaslighting name, Goog threw publishers a bone but just a small one.

Consider this: Cloudflare’s CEO told NPR the business model of the internet needs to change. Let’s start by ending the Google Monopoly…

I know that nerds wear glasses and dress funny, but that does not mean they can see the future. So, how did NerdWallet know what the best store credit cards of 2025 would be when they last updated their page in October 2024? Just goes to show how far a big brand will take you…

It’s messed up that Google shows so many ads at the top when you search for “addiction help,” followed by a sponsored map pack, People Also Ask & more ads. But what can you expect from the man who destroyed Google Search in favor of Google Ads? Sundar is addicted to $$$

We are dedicated to Goog Enough examples, but Bing, seriously - no one has a clue this is an ad. You are not helping yourself at a time when you should be stealing Google customers left and right!

If a person was as volatile as Google search has been lately, friends/family might suggest some professional counseling and probably some medication. That might be the real reason Google is installing lithium batteries at data centers: the algorithm needs some mood stabilizers.💊