Woman cuts off husband’s penis - Major Wank is handling the case. Not making this up... nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news…

No wonder it’s spreading quickly... #CoronavirusOutbreak

Can something as inane as TikTok really be a national-security threat? Yes it can. bloomberg.com/opinion/articl… via bopinion

In 2022, old music was everywhere again. Kate Bush had her first number one in 44 years when 1985’s “Running Up That Hill” and ‘80s track “Goo Goo Muck” by The Cramps is now trending on TikTok thanks to appearing in new Netflix show Wednesday. trib.al/8XrLAlj

The man in the white shirt is a #pickpocket thief operating in #soho #london. Know who he is? Help me and the Met

Almost embarrassed to admit it but dominos idea to put hot dogs in their pizza crust is genius

Who does Max Clifford's PR?

Great to see one of Katabolt first customers 1Above close investment round to grow into the UK & USA Markets scoop.co.nz/stories/BU1308…

First tweet in almost 5 months and can't think of anything to say!

Have just had a good shot of pure heroine from #Lorde -it's quite good

Ben Kingsley's awful attempt at a kiwi accent does slightly ruin Ender's Game

Rolf Harris really should've tied his kangaroo down a bit better...

“@EsVive: 3 more days to get your discounted rates!! 10% off or 20% if paying in full [email protected]” @ajcalabr

Bankers and lawyers are on an unhealthy treadmill - FT.com on.ft.com/1m7KQ3T via Financial Times

We're celebrating the launch of our new kiosk Auckland Airport last Thu/Fri! Loving the new design by Russell & George fb.me/3kHw8VJhz

Welcome Sydney Airport! We launched there with another 1Above Kiosk on Saturday! fb.me/1dviItdRf

Matt’s cartoon on #CharlieHebdo massacre: (via David Jack) #ParisAttack

Congratulations TeamContinentalDrift on completing 7 marathons in 7 days in 7 continents yday! Privileged to hv been a part of helping them #arriveready

Awesome news, Lydia Ko signs sponsorship deal with 1Above. bit.ly/17zsgkU”

Honoured, I'm sure: 107 men, 70 women named in the Queen's 90th birthday list i.stuff.co.nz/national/80586…