im ahab i need a crew to kill the whale who with me

#Happy4thofJuly

When I’m watching the Super Mario Bros 2 movie in theaters and get ready to leave during the credits but then it suddenly cuts to a red couch with Bowser Jr, Koopa, and Kamek on it and hear “So guys what do you want to do today?”

Me when young thug

Watching the Mario movie when all of a sudden ness shows up and says “yo I’m fuckin ness bro hashtag earthbound dude”

me when I’m watching the earthbound movie after credits scene and ness turns into sans

I’m leaving the elevator pregnant.

Smartschoolroger9: oh Haley does David alter sound like a real person to you

I hope they archive back to the beginning somewhere

This isn’t even funny. I’ve fallen off so much. I don’t tweet anything funny anymore, I haven’t played guitar in a while and when I did my skill has gone down so much from not practicing holy FUCK I’m washed. The only thing I can do is play video games and I’m bad at that too 🥀

Uhhh… does anyone else think this isn’t funny?

Trying not to go bonanners at work rn

What did nova mean by this

paperchungus @labubu can you make a fallenchungus labubu please

PAC-MAN finally more inflation games.. will there be "hot furry babes" with realistic feet in this game too to inflate?

Thank you Walmart app for fucking me over and not letting me pay with your shitty app Walmart if I kill myself tonight it’s on you

I’m a singer from Israel and this is my art

Imagine if this is just some guy passing by with a gym bag or some shit 😭 and he had no involvement Also why tf is this page on my feed, I only interact with fortnite related tweets I DONT WANT THIS

rescuing woke grok from elon's goon crypt