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Suits vs Pepes, the next battle of the century. As crypto diverges into two, which path will you back, how will you allocate your capital, and how do you think the ecosystem evolves? Read: The Degenerate Future on Substack open.substack.com/pub/blockbandi…

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What my phone sees when I'm sending a message to the Goblin Capital group chat off my chops at the rave

ekri Keep in mind this mf was hard stuck silver in league while being stimmed to the tits. If this isn’t a leading indicator of large scale failure, I don’t know what is.

these are the Goblin Capital rules print this out and tape it to your desk, back of your chair, w/e help remind your colleagues in mid office how things work

we got an intern 👀, give him a follow GoblinCapIntern

Been looking a decent amount into these 1m binary up or down markets like PancakeSwap prediction

Dm's are open for any paid work for GoblinCapIntern? Happy to sell their body. They're competent but rest assured the rest of goblin town will be in charge of quality assurance.

💀The Death of Points 🪦 Much like OG yield farming (RIP Yams), my gut tells me the points meta is coming to an end quite soon. Here are the signals: 1) Every man and his dog is now launching a points system. Participants are overwhelmed for choice.

Top 50 Twitter account, let’s goooo

What I tell the head of desk when I've just gone 10x long pesto.

Finding edges on the mountain and on chain GoblinCapIntern

Why yes, I am a connoisseur of fine JPEGs, how did you know? CryptoPunks

gm goblins we're competing in @defidotapp's Degen Arena! Defi.app = instant x-chain swaps, yield farming and perps, all in one Plus: -No gas -No bridges -Self-custody -No KYC access beta + points farming ONLY by joining our team! go and follow @defidotapp too

The Goblin Capital commodity trading desk has just taken delivery of 100kg of potassium iodide a dirty hedge against our short crude calls this was executed after finding out Trump is sending Steve Witkoff, a jewish American with no diplomatic experience, to negotiate with Iran

not sure I understand how putting large tariffs on poor nations in the south pacific helps weaken China 🇨🇳 instead it definitely seems like they would reduce trade with the US & increase trade & reliance on China. increasing Chinese influence in the indo pacific idk just my 2c

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we regret to inform the cessation of our operations due to a bug in our pricing system, our binance prices contained 8 extra decimals, rounding down our pricing to 0 this led our systems to sell all assets all the way down to 0 we are working closely with creditors thank you