Big product announcement on Wednesday

$GRIFT will print griffain abandoned pippinlovesyou abandoned Vader run by clowns Very few of the OG Ai tokens still here and still delivering we all pray for their recovery in the meantime thank for for Orbit

Matthew: Make me a crypto god Orbit: I can do that. Where would you like to start? Part 3 - Success Story

GM frens. Team has been in non-stop build mode, so let's talk about it. Here's the latest Orbit release notes. A 🧵 TL;DR -> shipped a new product (Orbit Markets), updated auto-pilot, improvements to Meteora pool selection, new recommendation algo for memecoins, and bug fixes

Introducing Orbit Terminal, the all-in-one trading platform powered by AI built for crypto trading power users. A 🧵

terminal (dot) orbitcryptoai (dot) com

I'm comfortable adding to my $Grift position here. #Ai #Agent cooperation starts here. I like the potential. 🤝Orbit

Imagine how much the markets will rip when Jerome Powell announces his resignation. With Orbit Markets, your imagination and ability to form a thesis around a certain event is your greatest asset. Get in the arena, make a bet, and stop to smell the roses when you win.

📢 Introducing Markets on Orbit a new way to trade macro events, earnings, and crypto news before they happen. This isn’t your typical prediction market. It’s bigger. It’s faster. It’s onchain. Here’s how 👇🧵

Will the you take the red pill or the blue pill? To take the red pill, all you have to do is go to your Settings (find it in the upper righthand corner) and turn on delegated actions. AI agents will change your current perspective forever.

Orbit Markets, Orbit Terminal, and Orbit Chat/Voice. All in one place. Meet the Bloomberg Terminal for crypto. But powered by AI agents.

Hope that CT is ready for another action packed episode of "What did you get done last week?" TL;DR -> shipped a new product (Orbit Terminal), changes to the fund wallet UX, all Orbit products in one place, and some performance improvements/bug fixes. A 🧵

Orbit AMA - July 28 x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Hydration station

Why are auto mechanics mad when manufacturers make it hard to work on cars? Do they just want me to do all my own work?

Sometimes the only thing preventing you from having the time of your life, is yourself. Like kinda all of time, just a thought but its valid.

At the town hall on a line to pay for a parking permit so that I can pay for the railroad so I can get to work so that I can pay for this parking permit. My town loves and cares for our community and they have really nice solar panels at this parking lot.

This relationship advice from a divorce lawyer [📹 James J. Sexton, Esq / nycdivorcelaw]

At 33 years of age I have discovered that saying I’m tired does nothing for me but make me more tired. I’m not tired. God Speed.