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GluteActivator

@glute_activator

Formerly retired Internet commenter. Jordan Spieth defender. Jason Day truther. Probably golf tweets. Thinking about football tweets.

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The new injury timeout rule is going to horribly ruin someone’s season and Lane Kiffin is going to have to move to Russia due to fan outrage

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No better feeling than powering through an unexpected weekday hangover, thinking you fooled everyone; made fancy breakfast for the kids, packed school bags, etc. No worse feeling than your wife calling an hour later and asking “how hungover are you right now?” 🫠🫠

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Deion with the most outrageous QB carousel today. In order… QB1 - 2 drives, 10 points QB2 - 2 drives, 0 points QB3 - 4 drives, 21 points QB1 - 2 drives, 0 points QB2 - 1 drive, 0 points Everyone was healthy.