Me with the crab rangoons

How I think I look in the club when the strobe lights come on:

"Your Dasher is completing another order nearby and will deliver your order soon"

ALL THE FEELS 🥹❤️

“he’s the main character someone HAS to step in.. there’s no way he goes out like this”

you know what that was the most unserious performance ever and i’m so glad he agreed to do it cause i loved every moment of it

anytime they had dialogue together it was diva on diva crime

😱

His little footsteps crunching in the snow!! And the little moo 🥰

Tommy Shelby returns. A Peaky Blinders Film starring Cillian Murphy is coming to Netflix. “It seems like Tommy Shelby wasn’t finished with me…It is very gratifying to be recollaborating with Steven Knight and Tom Harper on the film version of Peaky Blinders. This is one for

me at work

It's Sunday again and I'm not at a farmers market with the loml, holding hands and buying fresh fruits and vegetables......sigh

August 16th

bartender here. guess what: the robots are never going to be programmed to take a beer off your tab because they feel sorry for you after your wife took the kids

SHE SAID YES 💍♾️

Me and him if he had followed the script in my mind

time to cleanse the timeline again