#SomethingWickedThisWayComes

It's #examresults day in Scotland. Good luck everybody! Can't wait to see some of you serving me my popcorn chicken after a gig! ♥ #KFCQueen

Not gonna lie watching the Olympics makes a bitch even thirstier. Some of these men... Lord! Tom Daley looking at you boo! #Rio2016

Do you ever get that feeling as if your phone vibrated in your pocket but it didn't? It's a reminder youre a lonely ass ho with a cat #truth

#examresults nevermind those results all that time you spent slacking off sucking dick will come in handy later... #SuckYourWayToTheTop

If you're really quiet you can hear the little person I sat on and swallowed whistle... He's still up in there. #WombRaider #Smuggling

#examresults in all seriousness I hope y'all do great! I believe the children are our future, treat them well and hope they don't fuck up...

#InternationalCatDay or as I like to call it "International This Day is for You Lonely Bitches!" #IceCreamByTheGallon #MeAndMyPussy #pussy

Haven't been watching #CBB dunno if it's worth my time. I mean I'm pretty chock full being a hateful ass Queen all the way until 2020...

I wish I had something good to #leak like #edwardsnowden but the only thing thats leaky about me is my imaginary vagina #thestruggleisreal

The way to my heart is chicken. You give me chicken I give you my undying love. #truth #chicken #KFCQueen #FeedMe #SoppyShit

Watching #JeremyKyle and thinking you have enough shit to fill the next 5 seasons on my own. #Life #thestruggleisreal #truth

Some people say life is like a Rollercoaster... My life is like that dodgy Rollercoaster at M&Ds. #Scottish

I'm not gonna lie I'd roll Todrick Minor up into a ball and put him in my non existent vagina. #majorcrush #yum

Omg guys we only went and did a #podcast give it a listen youtu.be/tlduEYylaSs #gaystalk #lgbtq #podcasting #AllStars2 #NationalWaffleDay

I can't resist messaging the guys on #grindr with the wierd names. I'm like a month to a flame. I know I shouldn't but I just want to see...