//Bernadette: You're actually going out with Dave, again? Amy: Why not? Bernadette: Because he actually spent all of the last date gushing about how much he loves Sheldon? Amy: It's nothing Sheldon hasn't done before. I mean... True.

Spence? You okay?

"You can come over if you want to? Get away from it all?"

//I laughed WAY too hard at this, guys. xD

//To be fair, I dead ass thought this was the Deathly Hallows. xD

//Guys, you know what blows my fucking mind? Mary Madonna Luce and I have been RPing together since my EARLY days here... That's almost ten years... That's insane to me.

//LMAO probably wouldn't have said this if I didn't mention it first. xD

//Susan (Penny's mother): Why did you have to go to jail? Randall (Penny's brother): It's called getting caught, Mother!

//When Sheldon got that emotion reader on his phone. xD

//Gaaaaaaah I gotta figure out part three of this fucking solo. *Scratches beard and taps foot* Why is this so fucking hard?! How hard could it be to write about killing a villain?!

//Gaaaaaaaah, maybe tomorrow I'll have better luck. Fuck it.

//That moment when you see #Android13 trending and it's about the phone and not this guy...

He caught what she threw and smiled sadly at his sister. "We are twins, remember? My sadness is your own."

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