Boy…these marbles are giving it all they’ve got, and it’s just the qualifiers! Minty Fresh has the new Hurdles record! First time a record’s been set in quals, I believe. And the Pinkies with a TRIPLE FINISH in Balancing, and just 18 points away from another record!

Ooooh…how thrilling! An official JMR hide-and-seek contest! The power of the stars has sharpened my senses significantly - so you better be very afraid, Roldo!

Ahh…nothing sounds quite as soothing as Greg Woods’s sparklingly spooky voice… Congrats to the survivors: Will O’ the Wisp, Ectoplasm, and Gremlin! Everyone else: Fare thee well in the afterlife… Hehehee...

Here are your #MarbleLeague2022 qualifying probability tables! Hey Team Galactic…I always knew you'd qualify, and this is why… Hehehehee…

Time for my #MarbleLeague2022 predictions…

The universe’s Stellariest, Sparkliest, Stat-Savviest marble…err…Galacfifth Lord… is back with some brand new MPI stats!

#RubberDuckyDisco Predictions for Climbing: 🥇 Team Primary - the Prim/Mary redemption arc continues now! 🥈 Team Galactic - please don’t let this be a curse… 🥉 Crazy Cat's Eyes

Galacfifth connections for Climbing: 1. E5 of ML22, counting quals 2. 5th duo event in ML history, if counting ML/SD 2020 Black Hole Funnel as one event (Others: ML20 Newton’s Cradle, ML21 Jousting, Q22 Climbing) 3. Our 2nd push today will be our 5th all time in Climbing/NC

T-25 minutes until #MarbleLeague2022! youtu.be/q7d1ZklvseQ LET’S NYOOMING DEW THIS!

HISTORY!!!!! #GalacticGold 🚀✨👽🛸🪐🥇🎉

Whenever folks would call us Team Starry, I always believed deep down that we were more than that, even as our results suggested otherwise… Well… NOT ANYMORE!!!!! LET’S NYOOMING GO, 🪐Pulsar🪐 AND Quasar✨!!!

Sorry if I'm getting overly emotional - I know it’s just one gold medal, but man, does it feel amazing!! I keep on saying it, but I’ll say it one more time - I’ve never been prouder to be part of #GalacticNation! NYOOEEOOEEOOEOOEEOOM!!!!! Let’s keep up the momentum on Friday!

It appears my Galacfifth powers are working to perfection!! AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

In my euphoria, I almost forgot to congratulate Balls of Chaos and Bumblebees on their silver and bronze! Nice going, Disarray, Snarl Honey, and Hive! BTW, that makes two reserves - plus a reserve-just-turned-full-member on one podium!