Ain’t you at home. Goofy ass

someone said that John Harbaugh has the same voice as Joe Biden and now I can’t unhear it

The ideal social media model in retrospect. This social media shit is meant to be microdosed. You’d post a status or a comment and knew the turn around response time from your friends was 24-72 hours. We shouldn’t be snorting and injecting online interaction the way we do now

Goldberg had the sloppiest state patrol ever walk him out

The Constitution survives!

Crazy that DoorDash, the company that exists because we’re lazy, will be going bankrupt in 18 months because some dude was too lazy to order DoorDash and just had his agent build his own version

February 26, 2012: A question is asked, and quickly answered.

Matthew Zeitlin If markets were open 24/7 so there was never a time you could attack when futures were closed:

F’n Houthis

I just want her back. We didn’t know how good we had it.

The houthis will be chill about this right?

“so how did he deal with market volatility during the hormuz crisis?”

A pair of good natured brother came up with an efficient method to make more burgers, which was then swindled out of them by a salesman named Ray Kroc, who was much better than them at running the company into its current global domination

This is getting out of control

Trump says the Strait of Hormuz will "open up naturally" Brent oil prices rise nearly 2% (a session high for the day)

Lol. Lmao even

Checking MarineTraffic this morning and there is no large scale movement of ships. NJ Earth cleared the toll booth outbound. Daytona Beach is out of Bandar Abbas Iolcos Destiny and New Ambition, both bulkers, are heading outbound to the toll booth after offloading in Iran.

Insane that we now have two private companies that have this capability. Real Aerospace Republic vibes.

Trikafta is one of the most inspiring medical advances in decades. Approved in 2019, the drug at first makes cystic fibrosis patients vomit up mucus for a few days. But while they lose those days, they gain a lifetime–a healthy, *normal length* lifetime. It's a miracle drug.