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Larry The Cable Guy

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OFFICIAL Twitter / Voice of Mater-Cars 1, 2, 3 / 2 Grammy Noms / 4 Billboard Awards / 1 JD Power Award / Annoying critics since ‘91 /Golf’s Ambassador to the UN

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4 months ago

Egg nog hurt my stomach last night. Today I ate an Edible arrangement...I think. Either that or I I just ate 24 petunias. Luckily, my proctologist used to be a florist.
(You won’t find a comedian that has ‘proctologist’ and ‘florist’ in the same joke--that’s why tickets are $45.)

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