Doors closed blah blah etc. I may have forgotten how to make proper sentences with my mouth when I realised that the person in the shop who looked a bit like michael sheen 💙 actually looked exactly like michael sheen 💙 because he is michael sheen 💙. Michael Sheen! In Waterstones Swansea!

Good evening you lovely people!! Im looking for a social media expert to join my team at Press BOSH PR. If you wanna Graft with me filming all sorts of content, travel the world an can get yourself to dinos at 5am. Speak to Alex to arrange a meeting or send me a DM. BOSH❤️

Things must be tough for Jeff if he’s having to do a sale. Poor lamb. To help him out, we’re selling all our books at recommended retail price so that everyone involved from author right through to bookseller gets a fair price for their work.

Could you offer a forever home for former trainee police dog Jax? 🐶 He is now 20 months old and missed out on being selected as a police dog in our puppy program after joining at 3 months old as he didn’t quite have the determination we’re looking for. He is a big lad at 46kg

Did you know? A new £100 million private hospital will be opening next year on the grounds of an NHS trust. The new hospital will belong to a US-owned private healthcare company, HCA UK. RT if you think everyone should be aware.

What a mess August has been for book sales. I know it’s holiday month but sales are down 60% on Aug ‘22. I’m not disheartened, I’ll keep trying my best as I have some fantastic books here, I just need to sell them… Have a look at our online store at FoxLaneBooks.co.uk

A pregnant woman from Wokingham has not been seen since Thursday - police have launched an appeal to try and find her. Please share to raise awareness. buff.ly/47PAQv0 #wokingham #woky

Avoid a last-minute rush and file your tax return early for #peaceofmind and to get help if you need it. Filing now doesn’t mean you have to pay now – and you may be able to set up a payment plan if you cannot pay your tax bill in full. Find out more 👇

Join me at the Vigil for Peace in Broad Street, Oxford at 5pm this Sunday in an act of solidarity with those who suffer on both sides of the conflict.

Last year some customers told us that they spent Christmas Day on their own. I thought about those customers a lot. This year we will be in the shop on Christmas Day from 10.30-13.00. Tills will be shut. We'll have games, mince pies + more for anyone that wants to pop in.

We are pleased to announce that the lovely #SophieFromRomania 🐕 has her own range of #Christmas🎄 E-cards in aid of our rescue Charity🖤 Thanks to Rory Cellan-Jones for the support Her beautiful cards available at: dontsendmeacard.com/ecards/chariti… P.S. we know she's not a border collie 🤣🐾

Overwhelmed students may require alternate exam revision techniques to enable them to remember information during the GCSEs. I can show them these techniques. If you would like to book a Discovery Session with me just get in touch.

Peanut, Bumper and Max need your help! If you or anyone you know has #Parkinsons and would be willing to donate a sample for their training by wiping a piece of material we provide across your skin and posting it back in a pre-paid envelope please visit bit.ly/4a1z9LG

From our workshops that test out the two tone tune to officers deploying to jobs, this little fella has been sat patiently observing the noise to recreate it! 🐦‍⬛

Vote Binface and I will put up Rishi's taxes by two million pounds. #ITVdebate

We’ve lost 300+ followers now (and counting) which is so sad because Twitter as it was helped make our little indie bookshop and also saved it on many occasions. The truth is that about 80% of our sales came through this platform, but with #BookTwitter diminishing as people

Twitter’s set to ignore wonderful human stories of connection like this one. Please check it out and RT if it speaks to you. I chatted to these two and was so pleased they’d made this connection - through music.

#Autumn

Time for a bit of reality - a thread. Sales in the shop are doing well, but we're reliant on sales on the website to help pay the bills. The website is reliant on social media, particularly twitter. Since September, we've seen a big decline in people seeing our tweets.

This idea is an abomination.