Moses if he really dropped the ball that day:

the End Update is actually just mojang ending your life like this

Uni did this today but I didn't take a photo so you will just have to trust me

must've been a snunny

starting a new conspiracy theory that creepers are green because they're actually oxidized copper

crazy that the Minecraft snapshot added oxidized Herobrine

I love the Uni community the replies here are all so special

I did the trend i hope u like it #Minecraft

if I were in a polycule I’d make my boyfriends stand together so I could bounce their balls off one another like a newton’s cradle

the formidable snuni

girl named salad

Skipping the boring ass meth cooking and cartel shootout scenes so I can fully focus on the Marie shoplifting subplot

broke: "i'm drinking water" woke: "i'm training for my urine test"

LIFE HACK: if your teacher doesn't spawn for the first 15 min of class, you're allowed to leave

tired of the word 'slop' i'm switching to 'gruel' now

average episode of House if they stopped entertaining his nonsense

Weeping willow I call that mourning wood