All those tech people who thought they were changing the world. They never specified it would be for the worse

Them: How’s your summer going? Me:

I feel like my whole life I thought it was spelled “Chic-Fil-A” instead of “Chick.” But that would be a good drag name. Miss Chic Fillay!

Sometimes I do harder hitting journalism, sometimes I review Taco Bell. FYI These dipping tacos are GOOD people.com/taco-bell-new-…

Stop working on AI and just make the back button on the Spelling Bee app actually work

Charmin commercials but instead of cartoon bears it’s super hot women

If you are currently fighting fines at EZ pass or hoping to (but there’s no customer service) OR you’ve been sent to collections at PAM please email me [email protected] and plz share this Tweet

Love when an exclusive does well, hate when it just gets copied and pasted into sites like my time and dedication aren't a real thing. Not an AI bot — let's normalize tagging writers :) people.com/jeopardy-produ…

Ban street cleaning in New York. Hear me out. Replace it with littering fines for anyone who lives on the block during a weekly cleanliness inspection. Make street beautification motivational!

I’d like to take a moment to admire Acai, Naan and Bonobo for being the words in almost every single spelling bee and yet the ones I miss every time. Slippery little bastards

Yes I only use this app to bitch about the MTA but WHY can’t you update the sound system so that we actually understand. #jaystreet hot as hades and all trains missing. #nyc

Two things I need to know: 1. What on earth is the music budget for #TheBearFX $$$$ 2. What happened to all the cicadas?

Tom Arnold should play Tim Walz on #SNL this season.

A #schittscreek reboot but with the Ratliffs

Hi Chancellor Kamar H. Samuels Any statement regarding ongoing bomb/shooting threats made to Brooklyn public schools? Today was the sixth in just three weeks at the same campus in Williamsburg. I've left messages at the DOE, would love a reply Antonio Reynoso Thanks

Special shoutout and hearty THANK YOU to the guy working top of Sky run SkiHeavenly today, who went the extra mile to find my iphone under the unloading deck. King 🤴 ❤️❤️❤️

Honestly, good two time blizzard job Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani. Last week’s frozen poop show wasn’t on you (BAD DOG OWNERS.) But I’ve seen buses abandoned sideways in the past 👏

NYC Olympics, except it’s the mental Olympics and you have to come up with a 3 second answer to someone saying “Hey beautiful do you have a few seconds” at the Fulton station. #winninggold