Dating women who enjoy spoiling men is an experience I wish for every man.

- Osama Bin Laden in 2001

But you didn't die at Zubimendi having more league goals than Amad Diallo.

With my secret technique of not telling anyone about my projects until they actually happen… I’ve managed to fail without anyone noticing.

I can’t ever delete this video from my phone 😭😂😂

He threatened us with Tottenham and Chelsea. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I’d rather get strapped to a missile that’s heading to Tel Aviv

Micah Richards, you ain't slick

🚨🎥 Jonathan Tah almost walked into the Bayer Leverkusen dressing room at half-time during this weekend's match ! 😭 Old habits die hard... (🗞️ Unser Fußball)

Arteta and Arsenal have more points at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium this calendar year than Spurs have, btw

Their comeback vs Atleti last week was insane tbf

Wonder what Salah saw in training that had his head hot to make this tweet

If e reach your turn spray am money😭💔🤣

Ok Mr Cynical.

“Why don’t you like dancing in public?” *Dancing at a party when I was 6 years old* MC: Is he the winner!?? Crowd: NOOOOOOOOO!! Me:

😂😂

Cristiano Ronaldo things

😂😂

Ahorlu : 22 years🤭