I want Lance to play in a propeller hat.

#USMNT lineup for #USAvTUR: Howard; Johnson, Cameron, Besler, Chandler; Zusi, Jones, Bradley, Davis; Altidore, Dempsey (c) #OneNationOneTeam

"I'll death you" - @AmberleYork #CoughCough #BlessYou

@jgbwtby77 Key & Peele: Movie Hecklers: youtu.be/ntfProwNYkE

Watching Torres try to score is like watching Michael J. Fox try to paint.

Good morning Alex Morgan Sydney Leroux Megan Rapinoe Abby Wambach Hope Solo welcome to Hartford!! We invite all #USWNT to join us at Damon's!

I hope Brooks is ok today after drowning in all that pussy last night #USA #WorldCup2014

@jgbwtby77 theonion.com/video/the-onio…

To increase the number of Home Runs this year, MLB is having the Astros bullpen pitch to the #HRDerby contestants

Whoa. "Outlaw" IPA from Two Brothers Brewing. Here you go AO.

Genie, you're free.

And the BPK drink of the night is...Cranberry Moon! Featuring locally made Onyx moonshine @SousaBPK

American Outlaws: Hartford Chapter working hard for Friday's game! #AOThanksLD fb.me/1xM2j515g

Manchester Derby today! Come and enjoy some great breakfast with the game at Blue Plate Kitchen @SousaBPK #BPL@BPK #ManchesterDerby

We can all agree on one thing. #BeerForPresident

"Johna Jameson has a Hitler stashe...cannot unsee" -@RonaIreneV

"BUL-KATHOS: Za'd when you should have zone'd" Peoples choice is always the wrong choice lol

@SydneyRoseBM #PowerStance #PurplePower