*cough*

Bang

Bang bang

Bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang

Kimmy’s crying again… and the night is young It was only a couple of bangs - you’d think she’d be used to it by now

Oh, it’s fine - Suzanne has told Kimmy to shut it. I know you’re not supposed to have favourites, but…

RELEASE THE CATS!

Mrs Early had just managed to calm the girls down… so gave a little knock on the glory hope door. Chaos.

Anyone got any Elastoplast? My sores are weeping again…

Suzanne’s lost a piece of her jigsaw and is blaming it on me She’s a sly one

Kimmy’s just dropped her guts and asked if anyone can smell my rotting flesh…? Dirty mare…

Time to make Mrs Early projectile vomit…

Might make the walls bleed…

It’s time for a full apparition I think… Top of the stairs this time

Mother Seddons sends her regards

Just appeared at the bathroom window while Mrs Early was in there. She stands up to wipe. Who does that?!

It’s close to midnight, and something evil’s lurking in the dark… It’s just me in the gloryhole - stop by some time…

Time to get banging again… gonna grab a saucepan from the kitchen - the usual histrionics from the girls

Just bumped into Craig Charles

Got the nibbles out in my glory hole - the ghosts of Christmases Past, Present and Future will be popping round soon for a sweet Sherry and a few rounds of Ker-Plunk