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Welcome to the top, friends. #YERRRR

Can’t verify my Blackburn Rovers account and I’m not getting password reset emails. Tough start to Saturday

Me watching 2 Fast 2 Furious:

Very excited to go on a four hour drive later today and by the time I’ve parked Spieth and Scheffler have joined the Big Ten

Hey, Red Bull New York, if you could come pick up your child, that’d be great.

The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret not streaming should be a felony. Arrest somebody

Adding this tweet to the “to discuss with the therapist” list.

Jalen Brunson sticks the VERY RARE free-throw wedgie in MSG! No. 25 on the season. Blessed. #WeAreWedgie

this is why Chekhov’s FlightAware was sitting above the mantle in Act 1

The Red Kerchief, by Claude Monet, 1868

Everyone should do VAR like Major League Soccer - it really makes watching European matches so dull

Not pictured, Keen Ice running circles around him for kicks. 7️⃣

I normally don't do this, but I'm feelin' nostalgic ... Eighteen years ago today — January 18th, 2006 — I sat down at a small dining table in Toronto with Tas Melas and Jason Doyle to try recording this weird new thing called a podcast. ("It's like, um, the radio.") 1/4

One of the constants in my life since I first listened in late 2007. Best in the business.

Stories like Nick Dunlap can’t happen in 48 person fields where all of the spots are reserved for 40 year olds who signed guaranteed long term contracts before the year started

RB U Rutgers Football