One of the biggest myths in Auburn history surrounds the orange jerseys. Anyone who says that Auburn has never won a game in orange or the Barfield-era jerseys were bad luck simply doesn't know the true history. The true story: instagram.com/p/DPPZ5ILDEwr/…

Auburn can't hurt me today and I've got fish on the smoker. Life's good.

Think we'll wear orange jerseys this time?

I'm not happy with the carrier but it's blatantly obvious the mouse bought my school

I cannot relate to anyone that doesn't eat a fun size candy bar in one bite

To the people that can't believe what they're watching right now I'd ask what have you been watching the last 3 years cuz it's the same thing

Me and my wifi printer on a Monday

If the YouTube TV vs Disney spat has reminded me of anything it's that you can just listen to the radio

Is this a parade or just a buncha lip syncing Broadway performances?

Shrinkflation hitting Christmas trees hard this year?

Great way to start 2026

UPDATE:

In retrospect, cigarette advertising was pretty awesome

Great way to spend a birthday

If you ever hear me talk about fixing a nightcap just know it means I'm microwaving a hot dog