WHAT A BLOODY GOAL

MERRY CHRISTMAS LADS

Watched the darts for all of 20 minutes and I’m crying at Michael Smith running to his kids when he won 🥹

Being a working mum: 1. Setting an alarm for 6.30am is a far fetched pipe dream 2. Staying up till midnight binging Netflix knowing you’re gonna get no sleep is the reality

Trying to translate what my toddler is saying is the most complex thing I’ve ever studied

Hate January I feel like the last pay day was 2005

The audacity of everyone turning 30, 9 weddings and liverpool hosting the Eurovision this year. Don’t think there are enough credit cards in the world to cover it all 😂

When you’re fast approaching 30, wake up at 5 with your kid every day but still text your mum to be your emergency alarm just incase cause you don’t wanna be late for work 😂

The kid ain’t fucking around with his 4am wake ups this week. I feel like a constant zombie I don’t know how he does it

Share the love Walkers Crisps #LoveFromWalkers

We literally have the heating on a few hours a day and are both out of the house pretty much all day every day this is just utter madness ScottishPower Help

New bestie Sıobhan

The fact SHEIN call size 12-14 an XL and don’t do any bigger sizes infuriates me

Nothing compares to Bluey tbh I’d choose it over any Netflix show going

Easter presents are out of control why are people buying their kid 20 outfits, 40 eggs and a trip to Disneyland

Up the reds Sıobhan 😜

Planning a girls weekend in Buxton this July and I’ve never been before. Throw me some ideas anyone who has been plzzzz

Nothing makes me feel more at one with people than when someone gives you their parking ticket because they’ve got time left on it 👌🏼

I wish you could take a second maternity leave when they’re 2 cause this little dude has been in stitches every day

Oh Liverpool you flirt.