Over/under on how quickly Turkey will gift this to Trump in exchange for tariff relief?

Gofundme for a special Canadian gift. Put Jamil Jivani in charge.

My grade 8 guidance counsellor advised my parents to put me in a technical trade apprenticeship because "he's not capable of abstract thinking." In the US, my English SAT in the 35th percentile, even as I had the highes mark in my senior English class.

Look, being this foolish is a considered choice.

Good and hard.

He told you he would. The man's remarkably consistent on the essentials.

This will take two generations to correct.

Because US political journalism is broken beyond repair.

I mean, I've known he's an amoral hack for a long time. And I'm rarely surprised or shocked by cynical depravity. But this is too on the nose even for me.

Post-Budget Opposition comms are going swimmingly, I see. Against: funding for school lunches. For: Bud Light. More chance of finding a unicorn in Alert than a vote outside the base with this messaging. But what do I know.

There are banana republics that have better functioning political persecution frameworks. And remember: 45% of the CPC approves of this.

Mr. Hanania voted for the leader of the "deranged ... right" three times because reasons. Also, my grandfather was a feudal lord. I met one of his serfs. We *are* the history of feudaliam. Tarlson no fucking clue about feudal leaders. The Republic is well and truly dead.

For the still-not-getting-it gallery. The funny thing is, this is the core of traditional *conservative* politics.

I wonder why.

If you're a French Fascist, your country has been defeated and occupied in 40 days, and you've just joined the victorious army to fight Russia ... surely you'd have second thoughts when your conqueror's commanding general invokes Napoleon?