Chilllllleeeee! #27 year old me driving around being a steaming hot mess with my “platonic” toxic best friend thinking I was so hip playing this 🤦🏾‍♀️ love you #amywhinehouse

I’m obsessed with Janelle Monáe👽🚆🤖🚀🪐 #lipsticklover video! Can we talk about our favorite non sexual moments? I’ll go first… Kitchen Party with pancake art!!! Yes Please!!

What’s going on with Google search? Dafaq is these results!

Ok #HearMeOut Improv ….but like on vacation. The scene starts at hotel check in and ends at check out.

This #Jamiefoxx as Black Dynamite movie on Netflix looks like it’s gonna be good… I might come back but I still sharing my account 💅🏿

#Diddy came to me in a dream and pretty much told me to start drawning …so it’s on now 🤷🏿‍♀️

That arch where #Martin was having hard times and almost became a Hebrew Isrealite was some real ish! We all been there 🙇🏾‍♀️

Today’s affirmation: I affirm and deserve a refrigerator that dispenses Raising Cane's ice, Topo Chico on tap and daquiri machines built into my white inset cabinetry. #amenasheandsoitis

#lotterySis I’m praying for you. 1. You don’t have to redeem it at the store you purchased it at. Call the California lottery or go to one of there offices. 2. Call a lawyer you trust. #powerballwinner

Me watching #TheTrustNetflix and thinking it would not turn racist. …welp

The lord laid someone on my heart today cause I’m an old black lady now. So, Michael Kirk Douglas I’m praying for you and be encouraged.

When you win StonedDrunkSober but pee on your kitchen rug…did you really win at all? #philosophicalquestions

#HearMeOut So like Narcan, but like just to wake up in the morning…

Can you suck toes on “basic cable”?! Oprah Winfrey Network what is going on! #thenevermets

She gets drunk and starts an arguement, I get drunk and start making oxtails at 10pm! #youchosewrong Big Homie 🤷🏿‍♀️

Re: #Grease #SummerNights Sooo….why are his boys just hearing about Sandy? Was he in a gang that only meets during the school year?

Mike said “I’ma show my ass tonight!” 🤣#TysonPaul

Some of y’all be walking around #homecoming like… #TysonPaul