happy sufjan stevens day to those who celebrate open.spotify.com/track/5Qnrgqy1…

I don't go here cause I only watched s1 and then I stopped cause I got the feeling it had a lot of potential but also had the potential to be not good. My instincts feel right and true and also, why do we continue to teach men to read and write? There's no good coming from it.

I wish The Meg 2 was being realised a couple of weeks earlier so I could do the true Leo birthday combo double feature - Barbenmeg.

It started raining as we sat outside the pub today and my dad said "it'll take more than a bit of water to take down me and my daughter!" And we ended up stubbornly drinking outside through 2 torrential rainstorms+ thunder while everyone else sheltered inside. We were a spectacle

Watching #normero edits to feel something and remembering how scared I was that she said "I'm sure I wanna do this RIGHT NOW" because I thought that wording meant she was sure in the moment but was gonna regret it. But then she fuckin died and all that nuance was lost and it hurt

My birthday plans for next week include forcing my mom to wear pink to see Barbie with me, having a bloody Mary cause I'll be old enough to love it, making my friend's dad sort out their hot tub just for me, and getting inappropriately drunk at a work bbq party. 10/10.

I'm now the age Bridget Jones is when she starts her diaries which means I'm pretty much officially in my thriving era. ✌️

For me, it's my breasts.

hand placement is so important

This is a cinematic masterpiece. I was so invested!

Gosh, I miss the Bass Pro Shop pyramid.

In my 1st uni class, we were asked to write down our fave quote from literature and I couldn't remember "in want of a wife" off the top of my head so I wrote down "If people were rain, I was drizzle and she was a hurricane." Dear reader. I still got a first. It's ok to be basic.

Usher's performance at the Superbowl made me feel curiously asexual. Like, I don't know how to describe it but it just inhibited both my attraction to men and women. That is some powerful cringe that I've never really encountered before. This should be studied.

Plot twist - I'm not thriving. I'm mostly trying to avoid apps that horrible men own but that leaves roughly no apps.